So I may not be the wisest person, but on this great Web, I can pretend to be.
Note: Some of these are more serious than others. I'll let you decide which ones are which.
One stupid cliché deserves another:
There is no “us” in “team.”
Always be satisfied by your work; always strive to do better.
A journey of a thousand miles ...
begins with a trip to the washroom.
On software quality:
It compiles: it must be correct!
Who needs genius?
There's a fine line between insanity and just plain nuts.
Don't limit what God can do by thinking that he can't.
Only a crazy person would love me:
Words cannot express how much you mean to me...
so I'm not even going to bother trying.
What's wrong with them?
If life gives you lemons...
Leadership books are a waste of time. What we need are servanthood books.
It takes talent to ruin pasta. And when it comes to cooking, I don't have talent.
On doing good:
Never turn down an opportunity to do good.
On biking accidents:
You only die once. So you might as well have fun doing it.
The loser of a debate is the real winner. The one who is proved to be wrong gains knowledge, while the one who is proved to be right learns nothing.
There is only one prerequisite to becomming a Christian: you must be a sinner.